I flew to Montreal this afternoon for a business conference. When I entered the airport terminal, I quickly found that none of the ATMs accepted my ATM card. Figured. I started to worry that US $8 wasn’t going to get me too far.
Thankfully, the cab companies take plastic, so I was able to make it to my hotel. When the cab driver pulled up to the hotel, I handed him my credit card. He turned to me and said “no cash?”. I told him that was all I had so he proceeded to take an imprint of the card and write up what I thought would be a receipt. When he asked for my signature, the receipt was blank. No dollar amounts, just an imprint of my card and lots of empty fields. Naturally, I asked how much the fare was. He claimed it was normally CDN $31 (which is true) for cash only (which is not true). Then came the sob story of having to pay a 7% surcharge on credit card transactions. Waaahhhh. He got his fare and a mediocre tip and I was on my way.
Later, while I was up in my room (28th floor!) working, my room service arrived. A delicious bacon burger, fries, and a beer. There were even two tiny jars of really thick ketchup. Yummy. But wait!! No napkin? No silverware? Crap. Now I’ve got greasy burger fingers, no napkin, and no way to get the ketchup out of the damn jar.
Now I just have to remember people talk different because of their accent and not because they are being snobby.